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Al Green: From Civil Rights Advocate to Congressional Chaos Agent – Time to Clean House in Texas's 9th

Politics · Scandal · Texas

Mark Kelly, the Incredibly Brave "Astronot" That Somehow Defied Gravity, But Gosh-Darn if He Couldn't Beat It—With a Bat

Humor · Satire Story · Space Mishaps

Minnesota’s Somali Import: From War-Torn Refugees to Five-Star Scammers – A Frostbitten Farce in the Land of Sky-Blue Waters

Massive fraud · Gang violence · Anti-ICE tribalism

Enter Ricardo Lara: California's Jet-Setting Insurance "Guardian" Catastrophe Who Left Homeowners High and Dry (Literally)

California Politics · Insurance Scandal · Political Satire

It's Take Your Kid to Work Day! Grounding Gavin Newsom's D.C. Detour – Cuz Nothing Says "Leadership" Like Bombarding Trump With a Filibuster

Gavin Newsom · California wildfires · Trump vs Newsom

Gavin Newsom, Rob Bonta, Karen Bass and Maxine Waters—Just What Have You Been Up To? California’s Axis of Chaos: 3 Acts of Virtue

Political Satire · California Governance Critique · Democratic Leadership Mismanagement

Checking Chuck Schumer's No-Good Ole Noggin: A Loving Intervention for Our Wealthiest and Most Favorite Senate Dinosaur on Wheels

Political Satire · Ageism Roast · Democratic Leadership Critique

Pramila Jayapal: “Being Undocumented Is Not a Crime” TikTok Therapy—Extra Gaslighting, Ø Context + a Side of Seattle Word-Salad

Politics · Immigration · Progressive Word Games

Chuck Schumer’s Boomer Schmuck Float Parade on Full Blast: Plans to Host a Viewing Party and He's Calling it Boom-Boom in Paradise

U.S. Politics · National Security · Political Satire

Maxine Waters: 86-Year-Old Conspiracy Theorist Queen Screaming “Killer Trump” While Her District Drowns in Fentanyl and Filth

Trump Derangement Syndrome · Financial Services Grift · Filibuster Fossil

Alex Padilla: The Grifting Clown-Shoed Filibustering Senator Who Can't Spell Newsom Yet Spells Doom for Them Californian Voters

Sanctuary State Hypocrisy · SNAP Grift · Clown Shoes Filibuster

Jack Cocchiarella: The 23-Year-Old Grifting Nobody Who Somehow Peacocked Sexual Assault Allegations into Anti-Trump Clickbait Gold

Gen-Z Grift · MeToo Hypocrisy · Viral Rage Farming

John Harwood: The Clueless Virtue Signaling Filibuster-in-a-Suit Who Writes Like He’s Got a Clue But Has Zero Self-Awareness

Media Bias · Virtue-Signaling Hacks · Partisan Pundit Grift

Sheldon Whitehouse: The Delusional Millionaire Climate Scold Who Conveniently Owns Exxon Stock and Filibusters Your Energy Freedom

Climate Hypocrisy · Green Grift · Senate Obstructionists

From JAG Hero to Congressional Jagoff: How Eugene Vindman Traded His Uniform for Ukraine Grift and Votes America Straight Into Hell

Ukraine Grift · Partisan Revenge · Anti-Trump Swamp Creatures

Chuck the Boomer Schmuck Schumer Sympathy Farming with Obama-Era Tactics: The Bomb Scare That Smells Like Desperation Spirit

Political Theater · Democratic Distractions · Term Limits Now

The Senate's Most Hypocritical Career Politician Chuck Schumer Insecurely Lectures America on Being "Unserious and Childish"

Chuck Schumer · Border Security Failure · Political Hypocrisy

Space Cadet Mark Kelly is Off His Rocker Yet Again: From So-Called Hero to Absolute Homewrecker of American Security

Political Commentary · Border Security Critique · Partisan Takedown

The Naked Emperor of Illinois (Oh Yeah, They Call Him The Streak): Mike Quigley's Shameless Sprint Through History's Debris

Fiscal Irresponsibility · Open Borders Advocacy · Radical Social Progressivism

The Boomer in Office Strikes Again: Chuck Schumer’s Hypocrisy Reaches New Heights—He Started the Endless Wars He Now Condemns

Political Hypocrisy · War Hawk Flip-Flopping · Establishment Double Standards

Elizabeth Warren’s Latest MAGA Meltdown Tantrum: When “Tax Breaks” Become “Handing Billionaires YOUR Money” According to Warren

Political Commentary · Tax Policy Critique · Anti-Elizabeth Warren

Yassamin Ansari: The Swiftie Socialist Who Googled "Constituent" While Treating Taxpayer Perks Like Her Personal VIP Lounge

Political Satire · Progressive Hypocrisy Critique · U.S. Congressional Politics

Pramila Jayapal: The Hypocritical Progressive Hero Who Conveniently Forgets Her Own Rules When the Camera’s Are Turned Off

Political Hypocrisy · Progressive Moral Selectivity · Elite Do-As-I-Say-Not-As-I-Do Syndrome

Rashida Tlaib: The One-Woman Wrecking Ball of the Entire Democratic Party’s Foreign-Policy Shred of Dwindling Credibility

Muslim Rally · Democratic Liberals · Fierce Facts

Gavin Newsom’s Ridiculous Mask Mandates Rise From the Grave: The Gift That Keeps On Gaslighting Us Into Oblivion and Back

Political Mishaps · California Policies · Mask Mandates

Trump's Fiery Thanksgiving Immigration Rant: A Call for "Reverse Migration" and Mass Deportations of Illegals in the United States

Political Fire · Immigration Policies · Presidential Rant

Senator Slotkin’s Blood Libel: How Her “National Guard Will Shoot Civilians” Lie Set the Stage for an Ambush That Killed US Guards

Political Satire · Congressional Mischief · National Guard

Gavin Newsom’s Billion-Dollar Disappearing Act: Grow the Homeless Population by 20%, and Blame the Guy Who Lives 3,000 Miles Away

Political Satire · Homelessness Policy Critique · California Politics

Shifty Schiff's Fiery Pants Party: How a Dumpster Fire Senator's Insatiable Spin Machine is Melting Down in a Pot of Liquid Hot MAGA

Political Satire · Anti-Schiff Criticism · U.S. Congressional Investigations

Mister Wiener and the Imaginary Body Count: A Sordid Tale of Models, Meltdown, and Missing Corpses

Political Satire · Public Health Policy · California Politics

Shadows in Plain Sight: The Alarming Reality of Human Trafficking and Why We Can't Look Away

Human Trafficking · Child Exploitation · Modern Slavery

Hakeem Jeffries: Shutdown Depression Survivor or Just the Guy Who Forgot to Pack the Gosh Darn Parachute?

Political Roast · Shutdown Shenanigans · Healthcare Hypocrisy

Karen Bass: LA's Homelessness Houdini—Making Billions Vanish While the Tents Multiply

Political Roast · Homelessness Hoax · Mayoral Malfeasance

Pete Hegseth Torches Mark Kelly: “Fix Your Medals First, Captain Sedition—Uniform Inspection Incoming”

Political Reporting · Pentagon Probe · Seditious Six

Jason Crow & Friends Hastily Pivot to "Fighting Climate Change" After Shadow Boxing with Sedition

Political Satire · Climate Policy Critique · U.S. Congressional Politics

Swalwell’s Bold Vision: Turn Every iPhone Into an Unhackable, Totally Secure Ballot Box (What Could Possibly Go Wrong?)

Political Reporting · Voting Woes · Election Farce

Patty Murray: The MAGA Meltdown Mom in Tennis Shoes Who Ran Herself Straight Into a 33-Year Rut of Glorious Incompetence

Political Reporting · Senate Shenanigans · MAGA Meltdowns

The One and Only Race-Baiting Candace Owens: Professional Chaos Merchant and Full-Time Conspiracy Clown

Political Reporting · Race Baiting · MAGA Meltdowns

Congressman Crow’s Guilty Conscience MAGA Meltdown: Whining About “Execution” Threats Trump Never Aimed Directly at Him

Political Satire · January 6 Committee Critique · U.S. Congressional Politics

Jasmine Crockett Actually Casually Confesses: "Yeah, I Texted Jeffrey Epstein for Advice – No Ethical Issues Here, Y'all!"

Political Satire · Epstein Scandal Critique · Democratic Party Hypocrisy

Captain Space Cadet Mark Kelly Floats Back Into that Good Ole Firmament With Yet Another Zero-Gravity Major MAGA Meltdown

Political Satire · Anti-Democrat Criticism · Treason Accusations

Six Virtue-Signaling Democratic Vets Panicking That Trump’s Law-and-Order Crackdown Might Land Their Treasonous Asses in Gitmo

Political Reporting · Democratic Insurrection · DC Draino

Judicial Russian Roulette: How Soft-Hearted (or Deep-Pocketed) Judges Keep Loading the Gun and Handing It Directly to Killers

Political Reporting · Judicial News · DC Policy

Scott Wiener: The Andy Dick of Politics is Trading California State Senate for a Sporty Banana Hammock Run Straight into Congress

Political Satire · LGBTQ Policy Critique · U.S. Congressional Politics

Filibustering Extraordinaire—Gavin Newsom: California's Champion of Vaporware Housing and Vanishing Billions

Political Reporting · Policy Failures · California Policy

Schumer's Epstein Outrage: Perfectly Timed for When He Can't Stop the Release Anymore. Now, Isn't That Convenient?

Political Satire · Epstein Files Hypocrisy · U.S. Congressional Politics

Jasmine Crockett’s Couch-Cushion Economics: When Facts Get Lost Between the Cushions (Right Next to Her Dignity)

Political Reporting · Argentina Fantasy · Jasmine Crockett

Even More: Stacey Plaskett's Glass House Meltdown—When the Epstein Whisperer Lectures America on Texting "Felons"

Political Satire · Epstein Scandal Critique · Democratic Party Hypocrisy

Democrats' Desperate Tantrum at the Department of Education Still Echoes: A Pathetic Bid to Cling to Federal Power

Political Satire · Education Policy Critique · U.S. Federal Politics

Democratic Deafening Silence on Stacey Plaskett's Cozy Epstein Chats While in Congressional Meeting Speaks Volumes

Political Satire · Epstein Scandal Critique · Democratic Party Hypocrisy

Zohran Mamdani's Socialist Mirage Shatters: "Free" Stuff Comes With a Hefty Price Tag – And He's Already Billing You

Political Satire · Socialist Policy Critique · U.S. Local Politics

USA Today Discovers Trump's Secret $3 Million Check to the Jan 6 Riot Fairy – Pulitzer Incoming!

Political Reporting · Fake News Roundup · Jan 6th

Eric Swalwell: From Fang Fang's Boom-Boom Room, to God-Forbid, the Governor's Mansion – A Career Built on Scandals

Political Scandals · Congressional Lunacy · Ten Commandments

Elizabeth Warren: Hypocrite Extraordinaire to the Utmost Extreme – From Fake Heritage Handouts to Jet-Setting Cronyism

Political Corruption · Congressional Hypocrisy · Private Jets

Marjorie Taylor Greene's Major Maniacal MAGA Meltdown: QAnon Queen's Fantastic Free Fall from Trump's Gracious Grace

Political Profiteering · Congressional Racket · Full-Blown Feminism

Unmasking the Corruption of the Dastardly ACLU: Vipers in Velvet Gloves, Poison Dumping on Justice for Political Payoffs

Legal Corruption · Presidential Mischief · Anarchy Abortion

OP Schitztorm: Flanking the Phonies – A No-Holds-Barred Blitz on the Cheater-Ridden Wastelands of Call of Duty & Battlefield

Video Games · Call of Duty · Battlefield

A Droopy Dispatch: "Filibusters & the Fine Art of Fetching Them Fetcharoos—Why I'm Just Too Darn Tuckered to Tussle"

Philandering Filibusters · Filibuster Defnied · Droopy Dog

Democratic Epstein Blackout Hypocrisy: Oh, Trump's the "Villain,"" But Bill's Little Saint James Island BBQ? Crickets!

Epstein Scandal · Bill Clinton · Donald Trump

The All New CBP Home App: Self-Deport, Snag Your Grand, and Ghost the Border Like a Boss. Why Wait? Deport Today!

Border Policy · Mobile Applications · Self Deportation

Trump: The Tax-Slaying Sorcerer Who Turned Biden's Economic Dumpster Fire into a Bonfire of Unadulterated Wins

Boosted Economy · Trump Tax Cuts · Democratic Failures

The Liberocrat Lament: When Democrats Go Rogue and Blame the Donkey for Not Trotting Left Enough

Political Satire · Conservative Commentary · Democratic Party Critique

Woody Harrelson’s Cyanide Confession: From White Lotus to Bitter Pill – Hollywood’s Latest Plot Twist Goes Terribly Wrong

Political Satire · Celebrity Political Commentary · U.S. Election Assassination Backlash

MAGA Hating Deep State Muslim Threatens Tribunals—Sit Down Before We Stage an Intervention for Your Entire Woke Wankfest

Political Satire · Leftist Hypocrisy Critique · U.S. Political Polarization

Shutdown Shills: The 40 Brainless Politicians Who Decided Federal Workers Don't Deserve a Paycheck

Political Satire · Government Shutdown Critique · U.S. Congressional Politics

Sinking the Starboard Scum: Trump's Narco Strikes Flush the Cartel Rats Straight Down the Drain

Political Satire · Anti-Cartel Crackdown · Elite Drug Critique

Governor Greg Abbott's Masterstroke: Texas Takes the Lead While Blue States Fumble All Over the Border Crisis

Political Satire · Immigration Policy Critique · U.S. State Politics

All New Liberal Low: Stephanie Miller's Sneaker Smooch Saga Hits the All-Time Absolute Rock Bottom

Political Satire · Conservative Commentary · Democratic Party Critique

Brandon Johnson: Chicago's Assless Chaps Wearing Mayor Strikes Out in a Spectacularly Outrageous Fashion

Political Satire · Urban Policy Criticism · U.S. Local Politics

Democrats' Great Heist: How Obama and Clinton Stole Your Vote and Sold It Back to You as Pipe Dream "Democracy"

Political Satire · Conservative Commentary · U.S. Election Politics

Tears in the Rain: Adam Schiff's Soaked Meltdown Marks the Democrats' Latest Surrender in the War for America

Political Satire · Health Care Policy Criticism · U.S. Congressional Politics

The Art of the Whine: How Democrats Master the Exaggeration Game to Steal the Spotlight (And Your Sanity)

Political Satire · Conservative Commentary · Democratic Exaggerations

Gavin Newsom's Great Climate Heist: Trading Tent Cities for Tuxedos at the UN Climate Summit Scam Convention

Political Satire · Environmental Policy Criticism · U.S. State and Federal Politics

Ilhan Omar to Trump: "Deport Me? Who Cares! I’ve Got Frequent Flyer Miles and Can Live Anywhere I Want!"

Political Satire · Immigration Critique · Deportation Debate

ICE's "Catch & Release Catastrophe": 1,400 Bad Guys Busted in Mass – Because Hiding MS-13 in Your Attic is *Totally* the New Airbnb Hack

Political Satire · Sanctuary City Policy Critique · Immigration Enforcement

Tesla's Rogue Rodeo: When "Full Self-Driving" Means Full-On Traffic Tango with the Grim Reaper

Political Satire · Technology Critique · Corporate Hubris

Newsom's Naughty Nineties: From Porn Proclamations to Power Plays – California's Own Playboy-in-Chief

Political Satire · California Governance Critique · Newsom Personal Scandals

SNAP Shutdown: The Great Black Matrimonial Revival – Welfare Woes Whip Women into Wedded Bliss!

Political Satire · Welfare Policy Critique · Racial Family Dynamics

Claudia Sheinbaum's Bill of Narco-Rights: Because Even Goons Deserve a Day Off from Decapitations

Political Farce · Cartel Coddling · Borderline Insanity

Stansbury's Stunning Strategy: Mastering the Art of Professional Loitering While Rome Burns (And Hungers)

Capitol Hill Circus · Food Fight Fiascos · Oath Optional

Yassamin Ansari Selling Girl Scout Cookies Outside Mike Johnson's Office Instead of Upholding Her Oath

Capitol Cookie Capers · Oath Optional · Shutdown Sweets

Zohran's Zero-Cost Coup Turns into a Complete Cash-Grab Bait and Switch Carnival

New York Nonsense · Political Flip-Flops · Wallet Warnings

The Great Mexican Standoff of 2025: Washington's Wildest Game of Chicken—Complete with Extra Guac

Political Poker · Fiscal Fiascos · Borderline Insanity

Puck in the Crack: Ovechkin's Milestone Souvenir Takes a Wild and Cheeky Detour No One Ever Expected

Hockey Hijinks · Goalie Gaffes · Ass-terisk Achievements

N3on: The Clucking Wolf in Streamer's Clothing Gets His Feathers Plucked and Permanently Banned

Streaming Shenanigans · Celebrity Cash Grabs · Fowl-Ups and Falloffs

Schumer's Shutdown Smackdown: Democrats Demand a Duel while Trump Preps the Golden Gloves

Washington Wackiness · Border Brawls · Healthcare Hijinks · Election Eve Explosions

The California Creeper Newscum's Great Ballot Bake-Off: Where Votes Rise, Then Vanish Like His Dignity

Political Circus · Election Fiascos · California Craziness

Trump’s Golden Age: Polishing the Oval Office While Dems Slip on Their Own Banana Peels of Panic

Political Circus · Presidential Punchlines · Democratic Disastercapades

Zohran Mamdani: The Immaculately Innocent Mayor Who Makes Teflon Look Like a Sticky Grenade

New York Shenanigans · Political Laundry · Conspiracy Clean-Up

The Prop 50 Debacle: Gavin Newsom's Presidential Pipe Dreams Go Straight Down the Drain.

California Capers · Political Plumbing · Gerrymander Gone Wild

Nancy Pelosi's Sloshed Swan Song: Rage, Ripples, and a Reluctant Retirement We've All Been Praying For

Political Satire · Pelosi Legacy Critique · U.S. Congressional Politics

The Mirror of Hypocrisy: Jennifer Siebel Newsom's Greatest Hits (On Her Own Narcissistic Husband)

Political Satire · California Governance Critique · Newsom Hypocrisy

Encore of Shutdown Circus Shenanigans: Democratic Politicos Play Pin the Tail on the Elephant

Washington Whackjobs · Budget Buffoonery · Tweet Tantrums

Obama's Shutdown Sermon: Preach It, Brother – But Don't Practice It!

Washington Whackjobs · Hypocrisy Hall of Fame · Budget Bloopers

Shutdown Circus: Congress Plays Hungry Hungry Hippos with America's Wallet

Political Farce · Budget Buffoonery · National Starvation Spectacle

Vote Schmote: Why Your Ballot's a Golden Ticket (That Could Use a Good Waxing)

Election Extravaganzas · Historical Hilarity · Civic Sass

Newsom's Ballot Blunder: Where in the World is That Gerrymander Map?

California Capers · Political Pranks · Map Mayhem

Shadows in the Badge: Reimagining Accountability in American Policing Through a Texas Sized Lens

Criminal Justice Reform · Public Policy · Social Issues

Everybody Doin' the Locomotion: Gavin Newsom's Caravan of Coke and Corruption Hits the Streets with Glee

Political Powder Kegs · Highway Hijinks · Vendetta Vibes

Taxman Tango: Why the Government's "Shutdown" is Just a Fancy Furlough for Everyone But Your Wallet

Fiscal Farce · Bureaucratic Buffoonery · Pocket-Picking Pageant

Kristi Noem Slams the Brakes over ICE: Illegal Truckers Haul Ass to the Slammer!

Border Bloopers · Truckin' Troubles · Political Pit Stops

Holy Habeas Corpus! Speaker Johnson Swings the Gavel of Justice at Comrade Mamdani's Pinko Parade

Politics · Washington Whackiness · Socialist Smackdowns

Will All the Dead Voters Please Rise Up: Oregon's Astonishing Zombie Election Extravaganza

Politics · Voter Shenanigans · Bureaucratic Blunders

Chuck the Late Bloomer Baby Boomer Shmuck Schumer Has A Word With You— and He's Serious This Time

Political Buffoonery · Hunger Hoaxes · Healthcare Hilarity

Big Brother's Bountiful Beauty Contest: Noem Now Mandates Mug Shots at Every Border Crossing Bash

Politics · Borders · Facial Fiascos

Somebody Stop Me! Newsom and Bonta's Powdered Presser Ignites a Mask-Worthy Villain Duo's Maniacal Meltdown

Politics · California Chaos · Executive Excess

The Great EBT Exodus: When the Food Stamps Ran Dry and Corrupt Politicians Pitched Tents

Political Circus · Hunger Hoax · Washington Witch Hunt

Africa: The Continent Where Hope Packs Its Bags and Heads for the Exit

Global Goofs · Poverty Punchlines · Terrorist Ticklers

JB Pritzker: The Blubbery Baron of Bellyaches and Bad Ideas

Politics · Pork Politics · Waistline Woes

Chicago's Bean-Brained Mayor Plays Dodgeball with His Own Self-Inflicted Disaster

Political Farce · Urban Absurdity · Immigration Impasse

Badge of Dishonor: How One Sheriff Sent Slick Gavin and Crabby Katie Crashing Back to Reality

California Carnage · Political Punchlines · Heroic Hijinks

Antifa Takes the L: Cops Snatch the Whole Squat Palace and Dash With the Loot While Laughing Like Maniacs

Political Blunders · Street Theater Fiascos · Riot Reject Roundup

Stephen Miller's Protester BBQ: DC's Hottest Ticket Since the Last Alien Invasion

Political Circus · Urban Decay Follies · Hippie Hysteria

Gavin Newsom's California: Where Votes Waltz In from Wonderland and Trucks Tango with Doom

Political Circus · Golden State Gone Goofy · Ballot Bonanza Blues

Gavin Newsom's Gourmet of Ghetto Groceries: A Sob Story Served on Silver Platters

Political Fiascos · California Craziness · Tall Tales from Tinseltown

Chuck Schumer the Baby Boomer's Shutdown Spectacle: Hero or Hypocrite? Hey, You Decide!

Political Farce · Washington Whimsy · Hypocrisy Hour

Gavin Newsom: The Governor Who Cries 'Suppression' While Handing Out Ballots and Band-Aids to Border-Crossers

Political Circus · Hypocrisy Hall of Fame · California Dreamin' or Screamin'?

Gavin's Guarded Secret: Trump Snatches California's Toy Soldiers and Leaves Newsom in the Dust

Political Pandemonium · California Catastrophe · Trump Triumphs

Exposing the Grand Deception: Yahusha the Messiah's True Human Story and the Lies of Divinity

Religion · Biblical Revisionism · Conspiracy Unveiled

George Soros's Checkbook Chaos: Ted Cruz Wields the RICO Hammer to Stop the Billionaire's Protest Puppet Show

Political Heroics · Shadowy Schemers · Funding Follies

Whitey’s Wallet: Open for Business, or Is It Payback Time for the Whole Family Reunion?

Politics · History · Hypocrisy Hoedown

Senators' Squishy Embrace and the Democracy Dance-Off: No Crowns, Just Cringe

Political Circus · Washington Weirdness · Protest Pageantry

Tossing the Trust Fund Tyrant in the Waste Bin: Alexander Soros Gets the Garbage Treatment He Deserves

Global Elite Garbage · Philanthropy Farce · Davos Dumpster Dive

Georgie Porgie Soros: Pudding His Fingers in Every Global Pie

Billionaire Shenanigans · Conspiracy Kitchen Sinks · World Domination Lite

No Crowns, No Kings, But Plenty of Bling: Nancy's Quest for Eternal Throne

Political Circus · Hypocrisy Hour · Golden Parachute Shenanigans

Obama's Spy Game: Endorsing Spanberger to Turn Virginia into a Black Ops Playground

Political Farces · Virginia Vortex · Ex-Presidential Pranks

The Great Rainbow Rampage on Parade: Harris County Houston's Crosswalk Clash and Bash

Texas Tangles · Pride Parades Gone Sidewalk · Political Pigment Wars

Ilhan's Somali Shindig: Pledging to Uncle Hassan While Uncle Sam Foots the Bill

Politics · Diaspora Drama · Oath-Breaking Shenanigans

Illegal Cop Caper: Pritzker's Borderline Blunder Turns Blue State into a Circus of Badges and Borders

Politics · Immigration Fiascos · Leadership Laughs

Pelosi's Heavily Guarded Meltdown: Why Nancy's Pointing Fingers Like a Witch at a Pointillism Exhibit

Political Pandemonium · Pun-Fueled Fury · Capitol Chaos

Country Crooner Crashes Out: Bryan Andrews' Big Chest Blues

Music Meltdowns · Immigration Whines · Satirical Strum-Alongs

Pentagon's Badge Bash: Reporters Tossed Out, Secrets Locked Tight!

National Security Follies · Media Meltdown Madness · Government Genius Gambits

Unmasking the Associated Press: Dirt That Digs Deep into Journalistic Quicksand

Media Scandals · Bias Exposés · Credibility Crumbles

AP's Sneaky Pentagon Prank: Hegseth Slams the Door on the Drama Queens!

Media Mayhem · Defense Debacles · Shill Shenanigans

Slappin' the Wiener: Scott's Saucy Legislative Shenanigans!

Political Pandemonium · Wiener Whacks · California Craziness

Subway Specter: Boo the Knife-Wielding Ghoul Gets Boarded!

Viral Shenanigans · Political Punchlines · Underground Uproar · Meme Mayhem

Slap Heard 'Round the Fake News Globe: JD Vance Delivers the Ultimate Face-Palm to George Stephanopoulos

Political Smackdowns · Media Meltdowns · Border Bloopers · Satirical Slaps

Why Let the Curry Commandos Cook Our Goose? A Fiery Plea for Flag-Waving Purity!

Invasion Alerts · Uncle Sam's Side-Eye · Melting Pot Meltdowns

TMZ's Shadowy Empire: Accusations of Blackmail, Pay-for-Play, and the Cost of Celebrity Scoops

Media Ethics Critique · Celebrity Scandal Satire · TMZ Operations Exposé

The Sneaky Swindlers: America's Most Forgettable Crooks in Fancy Ties

Politics · Grift · Facepalms

Kneeling Blockade Busted: Trump's Troops From Texas Clear the Driveway Drama in Portland—What a Drag for Antifa!

Immigration Shenanigans · Guarded Glory · Antifa Antics

While Democrats Desperately Duck Shutdown Negotiations and Let Troops Starve, President Trahan Delivers the Message: I'd Only Visit AOC's Office to Fire Her

Politics · Shutdown Saga · Dem Dodges · Trahan Takes · Capitol Chaos

From Rainbow Shirts to Prison Stripes: The Zulock Family's Explosive Coming-Out Party

True Crime · Family Fiascos · Viral Nightmares

Hakeem Jeffries' Shutdown Meltdown: Time to Fire This Whining Loser

Politics · Shutdown Drama · Calling Out Bullshit

Jamie Raskin: The Oily Operative Slithering Back into the Spotlight

Washington Whoppers · Political Pranks · Beltway Buffoonery

Crockett's Health Hysteria Hits a Wall: All Crossed Arms and Stompy Feets Style

Politics · Washington Whines · Hypocrisy Hour

Katie Porter's Gubernatorial Griddle: Hope, Grit, and a Side of Scalding Spuds

California Chaos · Political Potboilers · Tentacle Twists

Schiff & Kaine's Great Cookie Jar Caper: When Congress Gets Handsy on Military's Top Secret Operations

Politics · Military · Satire

Oh, I'm Sorry, Rand. Was That Your Narco Route? Did You Have Personal Ties with That Plug? Did You Know Them by Name?

Politics · Satire · International Relations

The Diabolical Dame of Deception: Mary Anne Franks Exposed!

Satire · Politics · Law · Villainy

Bernie Sanders: The Geriatric Guerrilla of the Green New Deal

Politics · Satire · Aging Politicians

The Great Government Shutdown Circus: A Tale of Desperation, Drama, and Donkeys

Politics · Satire · Government Shutdown

Obama’s Peace Pitch: Hypocrisy or Hyped-Up Hooey-Fooey?

Politics · Middle East Madness · Hypocrisy Hall of Fame

The Great Letitia James Mortgage Fraud Farce: A Tale of Irony and Indictments

Politics · Satire · Legal Drama

A Serious Tone: Understanding Jaden Smith's Protest and the MMIW Movement

Social Issues · Entertainment Industry · Indigenous Rights

Pritzker's Pit of Political Sludge: A Bulldog's Bark or a Bite?

Politics · Satire · Immigration · National Guard

The Great Chicago Black Excellence Parade: The Fall of Mayor Brandon Johnson!

Politics · Immigration · Absurdity · Corruption

Gavin Newsom's Fiery Fiasco: A Blaze of Glory or Blazing Saddles?

Politics · Environment · Satire

Gavin Newsom’s Firefighting Fiasco: Vetoing Heroes for a Gerrymander Gambit!

Politics · Wildfires · Budget Blunders

Tina Kotek: Hero or Villain? She Can't Seem to Decide—Should We Decide for Her?

Politics · Satire · Oregon · Controversy

Swamp Thing Rises: Eric Holder Sludges Up the Supreme Court Fight

Politics · Satire · Supreme Court Shenanigans

Military Service: Balancing Personal Aspirations and Collective Duty

Military · Society · Personal Growth

The Great Cultural Enclave Caper: When Foreign Policy Sneaks In Disguised as "Diversity"

Culture · Politics · Satire

LINKIN PARK’S SCIENTOLOGY SNAFU: ROCKING THE COSMIC CULT CONUNDRUM HARDER THAN XENU’S INTERGALACTIC TAX AUDIT

Music Mishaps · Cult Capers · Internet Implosions

AOC’s Primary Pipe Dreams: Destined to Crash Harder Than Shillary Showing Up to a Party with an Andrenochrome Filled Handbag

Political Parodies · Twitter Tussles · Swamp Shenanigans

Tariffs: The Great American Rip-Off or Superhero Smackdown?

Politics · Trade · Foreign Fiascos

Kash Patel Unveils the Truth About January 6: A Tale of Corruption, Courage, and Questionable Decisions

Politics · Corruption Exposure · Heroic Narratives

AOC’s Phone-Line Fiasco: Thwarting the Clean Food Crusader!

Politics · Food Corruption · Grassroots Showdowns

Don't Fear the Vought: The Grim Reaper of Your Tax Dollars

Politics · Bureaucracy Bashing · Christian Nationalist Nonsense

Diddy's Day in Court: A Wild Ride Through the Freak-Off Fiasco

Celebrity Shenanigans · Courtroom Chaos · Hip-Hop Hijinks

The Afro-tastic Accusations: Pearson's Hair-Raising Claims Against Miller

Politics · Satire · Hairdos

Gavin Newsom's Sobriety Stance: A Dive into California's Homeless Policy Fiasco

Politics · Homelessness · Satire

The Absurdity of Transgenderism: A Stern but Necessary Critique

Satire · Gender · Identity · Regret

The Great Haiti Money Mystery and the Glorious Ballroom Bonanza!

Politics · Finance · Entertainment

Chelsea Clinton's Podcast: A Misinformation Missile or Just Missing the Mark?

Satire · Health · Podcasts

The Great Omnibus Fiasco: A Tale of Congressional Mischief

Politics · Satire · Government Shutdown

Schumer's Great Immigration Flip-Flop: From "No Benefits for Illegals" to "Shutdown Over Healthcare"

Politics · Immigration · Government Shutdown

Shri Thanedar Dances The Dance: The Great Shutdown Shenanigans of 2025

Politics · Satire · Government Shutdown

Walz's Trans Refuge State: A Title IX Fiasco or Just a Pitching Phenomenon?

Politics · Sports · Satire

Punchin' Pretty: Oklahoma's Queer Fight Club – Where Rainbows Meet Right Hooks and Therapy Takes a TKO

Absurd Activism · Fabulous Fisticuffs · Sooner State Shenanigans · LGBTQ+ Laughter

Gavin Newsom's Meme Mishap: A Swing and a Miss at JD Vance

Politics · Satire · Memes

Chief Sitting Bulldog: Maxine Waters Steamrolls Steinberg in Healthcare Hullabaloo

Politics · Satire · Healthcare Hijinks

Hakeem's Hilarious Hypocrisy: Dodging the Shutdown Dough Like a Pro!

Politics · Hypocrisy · Government Shenanigans

Delegate Tantrum Queen: Stacey Plaskett's Paper-Flinging Follies and a Lifetime of Legislative Lunacy

Politics · Shenanigans · Capitol Hill Circus

Dems' Desperate Dash to Duct-Tape the Meme Machine: Schumer's Latest Soapbox Snoozefest

Politics · Memes · Epic Fails

Shakira's Hips Don't Lie, But Her Tax Returns Do: Wailing About "Constant Fear" While Sitting on a $400 Million Fortune!

Celebrity Whines · Immigrant Impostors · Tax-Dodging Tango

Newsom's Lawless Lament: Pointing Fingers While the Golden State Goes Full Mad Max

Politics · Satire · California Chaos

Super-Sleuth Superintendent: The Guy Who Schooled America on How to Pack Heat and Dodge Deportation!

Education Fiasco · Border Blunders · Knife-Edge Comedy

AOC: Queen of the Hill? Or Just the Village Idiot?

Politics · Satire · Washington Wackiness

Drag Queen Dash for Dollars: Maebe A. Girl's Glitzy Gambit to Glom onto Congress

Politics · Drag Drama · Wannabe Wackiness

Rep. Teresa Fernandez's Sombrero Meltdown: A Tale of Meme Madness

Politics · Satire · Memes

Oregon’s Skin-Deep Scandal: Nudists Near Tots? Even Sirens’ Free Spirits Would Gasp!

Absurd Laws · Naked Shenanigans · Parental Nightmares

Sarah McBride: The Drag Queen Congress Critter Who Makes Dragnet Look Subtle

Politics · Gender Shenanigans · Holy Hilarity

Hakeem Jeffries: The Day-Walking Dingaling of Darkness

Politics · Vampires · Ego Trips

Nancy Pelosi’s Pints of Peril: A Frosty Fiasco of Political Blunders

Politics · Controversy · Humor

Chuck Schumer’s Scandal-Palooza: A Wild Ride Through Decades of Dubious Deeds

Politics · Controversy · Satire

Don Lemon's Hypocritical Tirade Against Violent White Men While Married to One

Satire · Media · Social Commentary

Colonel Stephens Gets the Boot for Kirk Murder Hot Take

Military Madness · Political Firestorms · Social Media Snafus

The Great Pritzker Pickle: Illinois’ Billion-Dollar Buffoon

Politics · Scandal · Satire

Ilhan Omar’s Wild Ride: A Scandal-Filled Soap Opera

Politics · Controversy · Immigration Shenanigans

Rashida Tlaib: The Motor City Maverick or Congressional Motormouth?

Politics · Satire · Michigan Madness

Zohran Mamdani: New York’s Self-Proclaimed Commie King or Just Another Albany Oddball?

Politics · Satire · New York Nonsense

Mark Begich: Alaska’s Political Sasquatch or Just Another Swamp Creature?

Politics · Scandal · Alaska Shenanigans

Lisa Murkowski: Alaska’s Ice Queen or Puppet on a String?

Political Satire · Arctic Antics · Alaskan Shenanigans

The Wacky World of Elizabeth Warren: A Scandal-Filled Romp Through Time

Politics · Satire · Controversy

Bad Bunny: The Super Bowl’s Scaredy-Cat Superstar?

Entertainment · Satire · Music

Lateefah Simon: The Scandal-Soaked Superstar of California’s 12th District!

Political Satire · Congressional Capers · Bay Area Blunders

Jasmine Crockett: The Congressional Firebrand or Political Powder Keg?

Politics · Satire · Congressional Shenanigans

Amy Klobuchar: Minnesota Nice or Senate Ice?

Politics · Scandal · Workplace Drama

Eric Swalwell: The Spy Who Loved Me (And Maybe a Few Others)

Politics · Satire · Espionage

Hakeem Jeffries’ Wildest Scandals and Smackdowns: Political Firestorms Unleashed

Politics · Controversies · Hakeem Jeffries · House Minority Leader

ICE Officer Relieved of Duties After Incident at Manhattan Courthouse Sparks Outrage

Immigration · ICE · Manhattan Courthouse · Asylum Seekers

The Senate’s Sneaky Move: Handing Democrats a Blank Check for Power

Politics · Conservative Issues · Government Oversight

The Unraveling of Karen Bass: A Legacy Built on Lies, Hypocrisy, and Betrayal

Politics · Los Angeles · Corruption · Leadership

The Controversial Rise and Scandals of Defunct DHS Agent Myron Gaines

Social Media · Controversy · Entertainment

Unmasking Gavin Newsom: A Web of Lies, Scandals, and California's Collapse

Politics · Scandals · California Governance · Corruption

Sam Walton’s Ghost Must Be Spinning in His Discount Aisle: Would He Approve of Walmart’s “Powerhouse of Poison and Profits”?

Business · Humor · Retail

Charlie Kirk: The Conservative Firebrand Who’s Got the Left Wiping Tears Instead of... Well, You Know

Politics · Conservative Movement · Humor

RFK Jr.’s Congressional Beatdown: A Truth Bomb Barrage on the Left’s BS

Politics · Health · Satire

Dr. Ben Carson Sworn In as USDA’s Nutrition Czar: The Left’s Worst Nightmare Just Became America’s Health Hero

Politics · Health · Nutrition · USDA · Ben Carson · MAHA

Hillary Clinton: The Pantsuit Predator Gets A Wake Up Call From Hell

Satire · Political Humor · Conspiracy Takedown

Hakeem Jeffries: The Crown Prince of Congressional Claptrap Gets a Reality Check

Politics · Satire · Corruption

White Liberals: The Crusaders of Causes They Don’t Understand, Yelling Loudly into the Void

Satire · Social Commentary · Politics

The Palestinian Quest for Sovereignty: A Comprehensive Analysis for Strategic Leaders

Geopolitics · Palestinian Sovereignty · Middle East Conflict · Governance · Anti-Corruption

Black Ops 7 vs. Battlefield 6: Hype, Hypocrisy, and the Hard Truths from a Veteran of Both Frontlines

Gaming · FPS Shooters · Call of Duty · Battlefield

President Trahan's Bold State of the Union: A Rallying Cry Against Corruption and Call for True Freedom

Politics · National News · Anti-Corruption

The Miami "Zombie" Attack: A Case Study in Media Sensationalism and Political Distraction Theories

Media · Politics · History

Battlefield 6: A Hype-Fueled Letdown That’s Just Whack-old-field

Gaming · Battlefield · FPS

The Black Ops 7 Backlash: Is It Trash Before It’s Even Played?

Call of Duty · Black Ops 7 · Gaming News · Multiplayer Games

Caught in Their Sights: Exposing Tactics Against a Federal Candidate

Political Intimidation · Campaign Interference · Federal Candidate Rights · Transparency · ACAP News

Exposing Turki Alalshikh: The Saudi Brat's Empire of Excess and Shadowy Deals

Saudi Arabia · Boxing · Money Laundering · Sports Corruption · Vision 2030

Console Gamers Demand End to Crossplay with PC Players in Multiplayer Games

Gaming · Community · Technology

Lil Tony's Viral Testimony: Claims of Refusing a Deal with the Devil

Celebrity Testimonies · Spiritual Awakening · Music Industry · Conspiracy Theories · Christian Faith

Exposing the Online Smear Machine: The Coordinated Assault on Chance Trahan's Presidential Path

Cyberbullying · Political Smears · Online Vigilantism · Media Ethics · Presidential Campaigns

Systemic Smears: How False Allegations and Personal Attacks Target a Presidential Candidate’s Fight for Truth

Political Corruption · False Accusations · Presidential Campaign · Domestic Violence · Disability Rights · Parental Rights

The Controversies Surrounding Stephen King’s Dark Themes and Public Persona

Stephen King · Horror Literature · Controversies · Taboo Themes

McDonald's Under Fire: A Deep Dive into Sexual Abuse, Harassment, and Pedophilia Allegations

Business · Legal · Social Issues · Workplace Safety

Unraveling the Charlie Kirk Shooting: Chance Trahan’s Explosive Claims of a Staged Death

Political Conspiracy · Election 2025 · Public Deception · Utah Incident

The Sinister Veil of New York’s Satanic Churches

Satanism · New York · Cults · Conspiracy

The Dark Web of the MMA Cartel and Ryan Garcia's Explosive Claims

MMA · Conspiracy · Combat Sports · Las Vegas Secrets

Uncovering the Dark Heart of Laurel Canyon

Occult · Conspiracy · Music Industry · Hollywood Secrets

The Explosive Scandal That Shook 2018: Pipe Bombs, Comey’s Secrets, and a Conspiracy Too Wild to Ignore

Political Satire · Conspiracy Theory Critique · 2018 Midterm Politics

Hollywood's Dark Pact: Satanic Rituals for Fame and Riches, with Leonardo DiCaprio as Master of Ceremonies

Political Satire · Conspiracy Theory Critique · Hollywood Elite Scandals

A Brother's Confession: The Dark Truth Behind the Engle Street Horror

Personal Confession · Family Guilt · Unsolved Murder Speculation

Unveiling the Hidden Perils: The Dark Side of Chemotherapy Exposed

Medical Health Risks · Cancer Treatment Critique · Chemotherapy Side Effects

THE BALLAD OF CHANNING BRADFORD TRAHAN [ALLEGED MURDERER EXTRAORDINAIRE]

Crime Allegations · Local Scandals · Unsolved Murders

What Happened to Kristen? Las Vegas Police Seek Answers After Woman Found Dead in Luggage

Crime Investigation · Suspicious Death · Las Vegas Public Safety

Remains Found at Recently Sold Colorado Home Identified as Teen Girl Who Hadn’t Been Seen Since 2005

Crime Reporting · Unsolved Homicide Investigation · Family Disappearance Mystery

THE POWDERED WIGS [AND HOW THEY MUST FEEL]

Historical Satire · Masculinity Critique · Colonial Fashion Commentary

CORRIV SOCIAL NETWORK [DRAWS MASSIVE ATTENTION]

Social Media Satire · Tech Industry Rivalry · Platform Security Critique

WRECK FOR A CHECK [LAS VEGAS INSURANCE FRAUD SCANDAL]

Insurance Fraud Satire · Las Vegas Road Safety Critique · Nevada Urban Planning

MY BODY, MY CHOICE [HOW THOSE WORDS HAVE ALWAYS HAUNTED ME]

Personal Narrative · Abortion Rights Critique · Father's Rights Advocacy

MONTANA HUMAN TRAFFICKING SURVIVOR [SHARES HER STORY]

Human Trafficking Survivor Story · Emotional Abuse Critique · Montana Crime Awareness

GOAL CRUSHING TIPS [FOR MEN]

Self-Improvement Advice · Men's Dating Tips · Personal Goal Setting

QUESTIONING CHRISTIANITY [AND OTHER RELIGIONS AS WELL]

Religious Critique · Biblical Conspiracy Theories · Christian Apologetics

THE MANY FACES OF GOD

Spiritual Reflection · Biblical Theology · Divine Mystery Exploration

PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE: CHANCE TRAHAN [2020 ELECTION AFTERMATH]

Political Satire · 2020 Election Analysis · Presidential Campaign Critique

CHANCE TRAHAN [DROPS THE TRUTH BOMB]

Political Satire · Presidential Campaign Critique · Conspiracy Theory Exposé

AGHARTHA [AND AREA 51]

Conspiracy Theories · Hollow Earth Theory · Pseudoscience Exploration

TRUMP [AND TRILLIONS]

Political Satire · Economic Policy Critique · Trump Administration Fiscal Analysis

CORONAVIRUS [POLITICAL EXTORTION EXPLAINED]

Political Satire · COVID-19 Conspiracy Theories · Political Extortion Critique

PRESIDENT TRAHAN — CHANGES THE GAME ON ROCKSTAR POLITICIANS

Political Satire · Presidential Campaign Critique · RINO Accusations

OBAMA AND OSAMA [WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE]

Political Satire · Obama Conspiracy Theory · U.S. Presidential Critique

YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT THIS WOMAN SAYS AT AOC'S TOWN HALL MEETING

Political Satire · Environmental Extremism · AOC Criticism

JUNEAU POLICE OFFICER—DOESN'T SHOW WARRANT FOR ARREST (Legal for Them to Do in Alaska)

Police Misconduct · Legal Accountability · Personal Harassment Narrative

OVER 2,200 [FETUS REMAINS FOUND]

Anti-Abortion News · Medical Ethics Critique · Fetal Remains Scandal

KROGER BRANDED [CHILD TRAFFICKING]

Personal Bans · Corporate Misconduct · Child Trafficking Conspiracy

SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT [GANGSTALKING TACTICS]

Gangstalking Awareness · Organized Harassment Critique · Targeted Individual Advocacy

TWO MEN ARRESTED [SATANIC CHILD ABUSE STING]

Crime News · Child Abuse Investigation · Satanic Ritual Allegations

OPEN LETTER [ABOUT UNWELCOMED STALKING AND HARASSMENT]

Personal Harassment Narrative · Local Government Corruption Critique · Conspiracy Allegations

THE WAY THE WORLD WORKS [ACCORDING TO AN ALCOHOLIC STALKER]

Personal Stalking Narrative · Satirical Harassment Critique · Alaska Local Abuse

CHANCE TRAHAN [WAS FRAUDULENTLY PLACED UNDER 5150]

Personal Stalking Narrative · Satirical Harassment Critique · Mental Health Rights Abuse

JUNEAU POLICE DEPARTMENT SARGE LIES [TO A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE]

Police Misconduct Critique · Personal Victim Narrative · Law Enforcement Gaslighting

UNTOLD HISTORY [OF SLIPKNOT]

Personal Memoir · Music History · Fan Encounters

THE ICE RAIDS [COMETH]

Political Satire · Immigration Enforcement Critique · U.S. Federal Politics

EMERGENCY RESPONSE [OUT THE ROAD]

Personal Narrative · Local Emergency Report · Online Harassment Critique

NARCISSIST FIREMAN [USES FIRE ENGINE FOR PERSONAL ERRAND]

Personal Narrative · Public Service Misconduct Critique · Neighborhood Conflict Satire

STRUCTURE FIRE HAPPENS [DISPATCH DOESN'T SEEM TO CARE]

Local Emergency Response Critique · Arson Investigation Narrative · Small-Town Community Corruption

DONALD TRUMP [AND THE STRUGGLE WITH THE WORD COLLUSION]

Political Satire · Mueller Report Critique · Conspiracy Theory Commentary

ADRENALIZED BLOOD DRINKING [ADDICTION AMONG THE GLOBAL ELITE]

Conspiracy Theory Exposé · Elite Satanic Rituals · Child Sacrifice Critique

MUSICIANS COVERING ONE EYE [WHAT THIS ACTUALLY MEANS]

Conspiracy Theory · Music Industry Critique · Religious Warning

HOW RUDE & PSYCHOTIC [SOME OF THE LOCALS CAN ULTIMATELY BE]

Mental Health Critique · Personal Accusation · Local Community Dynamics

WHAT TO DO [WHEN SOMEONE HARASSES YOU ONLINE]

Online Harassment Advice · Internet Trolling Guide · Cyberbullying Prevention

I HAVE A NEW STALKER [ONE OF MANY]

Personal Stalking Narrative · Online Harassment Critique · Author Empowerment

FAKE NEWS [ABOUT CHANCE TRAHAN]

Fake News Defense · Media Libel Critique · Personal Vindication Narrative

ALLEGED FATAL WRECK ON EGAN [BY FRED MEYER]

ROCK CLIMBING [IS THE DEVIL]

JUNEAU ALASKA [WHAT IT'S LIKE]

UNLIMITED PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE HARASSMENT [WHAT ARE THE ODDS]

CHANCE FOR PRESIDENT [TALKS TOWN HALL]

PRESIDENTIAL [TOWN HALL]

ONLINE GANGSTALKING, BULLYING AND HARASSMENT [IS NEVER OKAY]

THE ALASKAN CAPITAL [HAS A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE AMONG THEM]

OSAMA BIN LADEN [OSAMA BEEN HIDE'N] OBAMA'S SECRET IDENTITY

IT'S–A–ME, OMARIO [BIN LADEN]

ALASKAN LOCAL [TROLL HAPPY YOKELS]

DON'T SWEAR [IT'S NOT NICE TO SWEAR]

DOING RESEARCH [PAYS OFF]

THE REPORT [THAT CHANGED EVERYTHING]

UNIVERSITY OF ALASKA SOUTHEAST [VICE CHANCELLOR REACHES SO HARD]

BODY FOUND [MENDENHALL CREEK]

STRUCTURE FIRE HAPPENS [DISPATCH CLAIMS IS NOT NEWSWORTHY]

UNIVERSITY OF ALASKA SOUTHEAST [SEEMINGLY HAS IT OUT FOR ME]

POPPING OFF FIREWORKS [LIKE A DUSTHOLE]

UNIVERSITY OF ALASKA SOUTHEAST [THINGS HEAT UP]

UNIVERSITY OF ALASKA SOUTHEAST [PROVES ME RIGHT]

JEAN–CLAUDE VAN DAMME [HANGS WITH PUTIN & LIVES IN COMMUNIST CHINA]

KOCH BROS [THAT'S PRONOUNCED COKE]

ACCESS YOUR SHINMON [GOD GATE]

CRISIS ACTORS [DON'T EXIST, RIGHT?]

OCASIO [STRIKES AGAIN]

OCASIO SHAKES HER POMPOMS [FOR FAKE NEWS PROPAGANDA]

UNSPEAKABLE ACTS RESEARCH [CENTER FOR THE MENTALLY INSANE]

EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW [ABOUT TRUMP – RUSSIA – AND THE LAS VEGAS SHOOTING]

THE EL CHAPO ACT [SURE AS HELL CAN'T SAVE HIM NOW]

OBAMA HAD A PLAN [AND IT ALMOST WORKED]

MARK ROLLS THE DICE [AND IT TURNS UP SNAKE–EYES]

NOW THIS [IS EXACTLY WHAT GEORGE SOROS DOES]

JUSSIE SMOLLETT IS [HIS OWN BIGGEST HATER]

THE SECRET FACEBOOK ACCOUNT [OF OBAMA'S DAUGHTER–MALIA]

LAS VEGAS SHOOTING [RAVEN PARTY REPORT]

SHERIFF FOR CLARK COUNTY NV [2019 UNOFFICIAL WINNER]

ROLLING STONE'S DAVID KUSHNER [INTERVIEWS SHERIFF]

SAUDI PRINCE ALWALEED BIN TALAL LAS VEGAS SHOOTING CONNECTION GROWS

ALL ABOUT VETERANS 4 CHILD RESCUE [DONATE FOR FREE USING AMAZON]

WHAT IS "NEURONETROIONICS" [AND WHY SHOULD I CARE]

PEDOPHILES USE LIVESTREAMING LIVEME APP [TO COMMIT HORRENDOUS CRIMES]

SHERIFF [LEO JOURNAL]

THIS IS JUST THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG [OH, THERE'S MUCH MORE TO HER]

THERE'S PIZZA HERE [AND I'M STARVED]

JIM MURREN & GEORGE SOROS [LAS VEGAS SHOOTING LOVERS]

HI, I'M ANDREW MCCABE. [THE TORCH CARRYING IDIOT]

I AM SO SICK OF THE NIGHTMARE [AND TWITTER]

[DEEP STATE] MYSTERY OF STATE OF ALASKA

THE INDIGENOUS TAKE A STAND FOR MISSING WOMEN [DV]

HOW THE FAR–LEFT OPERATES

TAYLOR SWIFT WARNS HILLARY CLINTON: LEAVE ME ALONE!

IMPORTANT FACTS ABOUT THE OWNER OF MANDALAY BAY HOTEL

JEFFERSON DAVIS PARIS [JDP8] MURDER VICTIMS

THIRD REICH NAZI MAPS [TO FORBIDDEN LANDS]

LAS VEGAS SHOOTING [INCONSISTENCIES]

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