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The Great Unwinding: Imagining Dissolution of the Corporation of the United States Oct 25, 2026

The Great Unwinding: Imagining Dissolution of the Corporation of the United States

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Weird News, Robotics, Crime & Justice
Robot on the Prowl: When Consumer Tech Crosses into Harassment in Cologne Oct 21, 2026

Robot on the Prowl: When Consumer Tech Crosses into Harassment in Cologne

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Politics, Gaming, Technology
New York Congressman Ritchie Torres Unveils Power to the Players Act, Seeking to Enact True Ownership of Purchased Video Games Oct 19, 2026

New York Congressman Ritchie Torres Unveils Power to the Players Act, Seeking to Enact True Ownership of Purchased Video Games

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Politics, Social Media, Conspiracy Theories
Viral Instagram Claims of “Reptilian” Imposter at White House Event with Susan Dell Spark Online Trump Conspiracy Oct 19, 2026

Viral Instagram Claims of “Reptilian” Imposter at White House Event with Susan Dell Spark Online Trump Conspiracy

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Defense Technology, Satellite Policy, Geopolitics
Orders from Above: How the US Government—Not Elon Musk—Restricted Starshield in Ukraine’s War Against Russia Oct 18, 2026

Orders from Above: How the US Government—Not Elon Musk—Restricted Starshield in Ukraine’s War Against Russia

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Paranormal Encounters, Conspiracy Research, Human Trafficking Reports
Eyewitness Testimonies of Giants, Cartels, and the Black Legion: From Ancient Lore to Modern Claims Oct 15, 2026

Eyewitness Testimonies of Giants, Cartels, and the Black Legion: From Ancient Lore to Modern Claims

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World, News, Wrapup
Briefing the World: The Most Critical Stories Reshaping Politics, Security, and Universal Power Oct 5, 2026

Briefing the World: The Most Critical Stories Reshaping Politics, Security, and Universal Power

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Politics, Economy, Foreign Policy
Trump's Midterm Push: Tariffs, $5,000 Dividends, Iran War, and Shifting Alliances Define Late 2026 Agenda Oct 5, 2026

Trump's Midterm Push: Tariffs, $5,000 Dividends, Iran War, and Shifting Alliances Define Late 2026 Agenda

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The Funnies
Snider the Cat • The Wild Hunt
October 24, 2026
Snider the Cat • The Wild Hunt
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Wackass • Wiener Takes All
October 18, 2026
Wackass • Wiener Takes All
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Alligator Hunters • Tag Out Strong
October 14, 2026
Alligator Hunters • Tag Out Strong
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Sufferin Psychic • Phasebook Fury
September 28, 2026
Sufferin Psychic • Phasebook Fury
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Lil Lucifer • Ghosts of Gross
September 26, 2026
Lil Lucifer • Ghosts of Gross
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Pentagon Shenans • The Double Tantrum
September 19, 2026
Pentagon Shenans • The Double Tantrum
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