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OCASIO SHAKES HER POMPOMS [FOR FAKE NEWS PROPAGANDA]

Posted in: Political Satire · AOC Criticism · Economic Conspiracy Critique

Author: Chance Trahan

Date: 2019-03-05 13:14:20

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It's a sad sad world we're living in when politicians who swore to uphold the oath (not only swears in with one hand on a quran [muslim bible] but also) swears allegiance against the country they just swore they were going to give their life protecting.

With that said (Is swearing–in on a Muslim bible like crossing your fingers when you're lying?) it's starting to feel like more people are seeing the truth behind the powdered eggs and fakey bac'y politicians afloat that just don't seem to quite fit in.

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(Fakin Bacon anyone?)

The hardest pill for any hard–workin' 'Merican these days oughta be the socialist democrats pumping their Jersey Shore fist to the dying pulse of our Gold Standard, all the while shaking their pom poms to the pulse spiked rhythm of ripping off Wall Street markets in an effort to crash our entire freakin economy. (HOW'S THAT FOR A DEMOCRATIC–SELF–SERVING–NAZI–AGENDA?)

F*** off, Ocasio. The only thing you're accomplishing is showing your cards way too soon, and making a fool of yourself in front of my entire posse of political constituents– not to mention, in front of the entire world, might I add. Word travels fast, specially in these parts. Just ask Joe Lombardo and Jim Murren if you don't believe me. (On second thought, don't. They're a couple of crooks up to no good. That won't do you any justice. Nope.)
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Refreshing...