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OBAMA HAD A PLAN [AND IT ALMOST WORKED]

Posted in: Political Satire · Conspiracy Theories · U.S. Political Scandals

Author: Chance Trahan

Date: 2019-02-20 07:08:29

ACAP Editor In Chief: Chance Trahan
Chance Trahan
Editor in Chief
Encore of Shutdown Circus Shenanigans: Democratic Politicos Play Pin the Tail on the Elephant AOC’s Primary Pipe Dreams: Destined to Crash Harder Than Shillary Showing Up to a Party with an Andrenochrome Filled Handbag Pramila Jayapal: The Hypocritical Progressive Hero Who Conveniently Forgets Her Own Rules When the Camera’s Are Turned Off THE ICE RAIDS [COMETH] Unraveling the Charlie Kirk Shooting: Chance Trahan’s Explosive Claims of a Staged Death Judicial Russian Roulette: How Soft-Hearted (or Deep-Pocketed) Judges Keep Loading the Gun and Handing It Directly to Killers NARCISSIST FIREMAN [USES FIRE ENGINE FOR PERSONAL ERRAND] John Harwood: The Clueless Virtue Signaling Filibuster-in-a-Suit Who Writes Like He’s Got a Clue But Has Zero Self-Awareness Lisa Murkowski: Alaska’s Ice Queen or Puppet on a String? MARK ROLLS THE DICE [AND IT TURNS UP SNAKE–EYES] Encore of Shutdown Circus Shenanigans: Democratic Politicos Play Pin the Tail on the Elephant AOC’s Primary Pipe Dreams: Destined to Crash Harder Than Shillary Showing Up to a Party with an Andrenochrome Filled Handbag Pramila Jayapal: The Hypocritical Progressive Hero Who Conveniently Forgets Her Own Rules When the Camera’s Are Turned Off THE ICE RAIDS [COMETH] Unraveling the Charlie Kirk Shooting: Chance Trahan’s Explosive Claims of a Staged Death Judicial Russian Roulette: How Soft-Hearted (or Deep-Pocketed) Judges Keep Loading the Gun and Handing It Directly to Killers NARCISSIST FIREMAN [USES FIRE ENGINE FOR PERSONAL ERRAND] John Harwood: The Clueless Virtue Signaling Filibuster-in-a-Suit Who Writes Like He’s Got a Clue But Has Zero Self-Awareness Lisa Murkowski: Alaska’s Ice Queen or Puppet on a String? MARK ROLLS THE DICE [AND IT TURNS UP SNAKE–EYES]