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OBAMA HAD A PLAN [AND IT ALMOST WORKED]

Posted in: Political Satire · Conspiracy Theories · U.S. Political Scandals

Author: Chance Trahan

Date: 2019-02-20 07:08:29

THERE'S PIZZA HERE [AND I'M STARVED] AOC’s Phone-Line Fiasco: Thwarting the Clean Food Crusader! Dems' Desperate Dash to Duct-Tape the Meme Machine: Schumer's Latest Soapbox Snoozefest Seth Magaziner's Masterclass in Irony: When 'Smooth Operator' Actually Means Dumbstruck Diarrhea and Magaziner Means Misogyny Rashida Tlaib: The Motor City Maverick or Congressional Motormouth? JUNEAU POLICE OFFICER—DOESN'T SHOW WARRANT FOR ARREST (Legal for Them to Do in Alaska) The Great Omnibus Fiasco: A Tale of Congressional Mischief Space Cadet Mark Kelly is Off His Rocker Yet Again: From So-Called Hero to Absolute Homewrecker of American Security The Super Great Big Orange Giveaway: Karen Bass’s Holiday Roast Special and the Internet’s Incredibly Savage Revenge A Serious Tone: Understanding Jaden Smith's Protest and the MMIW Movement THERE'S PIZZA HERE [AND I'M STARVED] AOC’s Phone-Line Fiasco: Thwarting the Clean Food Crusader! Dems' Desperate Dash to Duct-Tape the Meme Machine: Schumer's Latest Soapbox Snoozefest Seth Magaziner's Masterclass in Irony: When 'Smooth Operator' Actually Means Dumbstruck Diarrhea and Magaziner Means Misogyny Rashida Tlaib: The Motor City Maverick or Congressional Motormouth? JUNEAU POLICE OFFICER—DOESN'T SHOW WARRANT FOR ARREST (Legal for Them to Do in Alaska) The Great Omnibus Fiasco: A Tale of Congressional Mischief Space Cadet Mark Kelly is Off His Rocker Yet Again: From So-Called Hero to Absolute Homewrecker of American Security The Super Great Big Orange Giveaway: Karen Bass’s Holiday Roast Special and the Internet’s Incredibly Savage Revenge A Serious Tone: Understanding Jaden Smith's Protest and the MMIW Movement