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HI, I'M ANDREW MCCABE. [THE TORCH CARRYING IDIOT]

Posted in: Political Satire · Andrew McCabe Critique · Russian Hoax Conspiracy

Author: Chance Trahan

Date: 2019-02-16 09:42:37

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It's not enough. No, it's not enough knowing that there's a rogue unofficial Sheriff on your ass and is hell–bent on convicting you for the sick things you're allowing to happen to innocent kids everywhere. No, that is just not enough. It's not even enough knowing that I am actually destroying lives with facts I unearth about their childish times in politics. Look, Just because this rogue unofficial Sheriff hasn't acknowledged you yet, does NOT mean that you're getting off easily.... that only means that I currently just do not have enough time for your asinine shenanigans. (BETTER GET YOUR FIX WHILE THIS LASTS)



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And besides, the only ones believing these Russian Hoax lies is you, and those born just yesterday. Well, when this is the case– What do you do? YOU THROW A HAIL–MARY, THAT'S WHAT YOU DO!!!!

Do you just not believe me? Do you actually think this Russian Hoax is still true crime? Then just listen to how Andrew McCabe just can't help his peddy self.


AN 8 MINUTE IDIOT SPEECH BY ANDREW MCCABE HIMSELF
POPPING OFF FIREWORKS [LIKE A DUSTHOLE] Why Let the Curry Commandos Cook Our Goose? A Fiery Plea for Flag-Waving Purity! Beneath the Surface: The Hidden Narrative of Underground Worlds, Forbidden Maps, and Unseen Predators The Diabolical Dame of Deception: Mary Anne Franks Exposed! Space Cadet Mark Kelly is Off His Rocker Yet Again: From So-Called Hero to Absolute Homewrecker of American Security Golden State Gavin's Bavarian Boondoggle: California Taxpayers Bankroll the Governor's Latest Virtue Signaling Globe-Trot JUSSIE SMOLLETT IS [HIS OWN BIGGEST HATER] MAGA Hating Deep State Muslim Threatens Tribunals—Sit Down Before We Stage an Intervention for Your Entire Woke Wankfest Tears in the Rain: Adam Schiff's Soaked Meltdown Marks the Democrats' Latest Surrender in the War for America THE REPORT [THAT CHANGED EVERYTHING] POPPING OFF FIREWORKS [LIKE A DUSTHOLE] Why Let the Curry Commandos Cook Our Goose? A Fiery Plea for Flag-Waving Purity! Beneath the Surface: The Hidden Narrative of Underground Worlds, Forbidden Maps, and Unseen Predators The Diabolical Dame of Deception: Mary Anne Franks Exposed! Space Cadet Mark Kelly is Off His Rocker Yet Again: From So-Called Hero to Absolute Homewrecker of American Security Golden State Gavin's Bavarian Boondoggle: California Taxpayers Bankroll the Governor's Latest Virtue Signaling Globe-Trot JUSSIE SMOLLETT IS [HIS OWN BIGGEST HATER] MAGA Hating Deep State Muslim Threatens Tribunals—Sit Down Before We Stage an Intervention for Your Entire Woke Wankfest Tears in the Rain: Adam Schiff's Soaked Meltdown Marks the Democrats' Latest Surrender in the War for America THE REPORT [THAT CHANGED EVERYTHING]