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HI, I'M ANDREW MCCABE. [THE TORCH CARRYING IDIOT]

Posted in: Political Satire · Andrew McCabe Critique · Russian Hoax Conspiracy

Author: Chance Trahan

Date: 2019-02-16 09:42:37

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It's not enough. No, it's not enough knowing that there's a rogue unofficial Sheriff on your ass and is hell–bent on convicting you for the sick things you're allowing to happen to innocent kids everywhere. No, that is just not enough. It's not even enough knowing that I am actually destroying lives with facts I unearth about their childish times in politics. Look, Just because this rogue unofficial Sheriff hasn't acknowledged you yet, does NOT mean that you're getting off easily.... that only means that I currently just do not have enough time for your asinine shenanigans. (BETTER GET YOUR FIX WHILE THIS LASTS)



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And besides, the only ones believing these Russian Hoax lies is you, and those born just yesterday. Well, when this is the case– What do you do? YOU THROW A HAIL–MARY, THAT'S WHAT YOU DO!!!!

Do you just not believe me? Do you actually think this Russian Hoax is still true crime? Then just listen to how Andrew McCabe just can't help his peddy self.


AN 8 MINUTE IDIOT SPEECH BY ANDREW MCCABE HIMSELF
Chuck the Boomer Schmuck Schumer Sympathy Farming with Obama-Era Tactics: The Bomb Scare That Smells Like Desperation Spirit Hakeem Jeffries: Shutdown Depression Survivor or Just the Guy Who Forgot to Pack the Gosh Darn Parachute? Remembering 'Avoid the Noid' and Why Politicians Like Mark Kelly and His Filibustering Cronies Are the Ultimate Noids CORRIV SOCIAL NETWORK [DRAWS MASSIVE ATTENTION] Newsom's Naughty Nineties: From Porn Proclamations to Power Plays – California's Own Playboy-in-Chief JB Pritzker: The Blubbery Baron of Bellyaches and Bad Ideas Big Brother's Bountiful Beauty Contest: Noem Now Mandates Mug Shots at Every Border Crossing Bash Jason Crow & Friends Hastily Pivot to "Fighting Climate Change" After Shadow Boxing with Sedition Gavin Newsom's Gourmet of Ghetto Groceries: A Sob Story Served on Silver Platters OBAMA AND OSAMA [WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE] Chuck the Boomer Schmuck Schumer Sympathy Farming with Obama-Era Tactics: The Bomb Scare That Smells Like Desperation Spirit Hakeem Jeffries: Shutdown Depression Survivor or Just the Guy Who Forgot to Pack the Gosh Darn Parachute? Remembering 'Avoid the Noid' and Why Politicians Like Mark Kelly and His Filibustering Cronies Are the Ultimate Noids CORRIV SOCIAL NETWORK [DRAWS MASSIVE ATTENTION] Newsom's Naughty Nineties: From Porn Proclamations to Power Plays – California's Own Playboy-in-Chief JB Pritzker: The Blubbery Baron of Bellyaches and Bad Ideas Big Brother's Bountiful Beauty Contest: Noem Now Mandates Mug Shots at Every Border Crossing Bash Jason Crow & Friends Hastily Pivot to "Fighting Climate Change" After Shadow Boxing with Sedition Gavin Newsom's Gourmet of Ghetto Groceries: A Sob Story Served on Silver Platters OBAMA AND OSAMA [WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE]