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THE REPORT [THAT CHANGED EVERYTHING]

Posted in: Political Satire · Trump Smear Campaign Critique · U.S. Political Conspiracy

Author: Chance Trahan

Date: 2019-04-22 08:25:41



The state of our Political Ecosystem has hit the crapper, and with Trump caught up in the madness, you can assure yourself that heads will definitely roll. In fact, (the harassment) it's so bad for Mr. Trump, that D.C. Legal Watchdog– Tom Fitton– of Judicial Watch– insinuates on Main Stream Media's Judge Jeanine that the Donald should march himself right over to the Washington FBI & DOJ and file a complaint so fast that it'll proverbially make people's heads spin. After everything that's gone on, with his family's name dragged through the mud like this, he definitely should, because– it's clearly been one (Soros funded?) smear campaign after another.

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