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Kathy Hochul's Politico Tip and Overtime Taxing Tango: Her Incompetent Wrestling Match with Them Darned Pesky Federal Policies

Posted in: Tax Policy · Political Satire · Economic Impact

Author: Chance Trahan

Date: 2025-12-28 08:01:32

The Irony of It All

Kathy Hochul's decision to tax tips and overtime in New York, despite a federal policy exempting them, is a masterclass in political irony, especially given her party's self-proclaimed support for the working class. This move comes on the heels of Zohran Mamdani's mayoral win, which has pushed Hochul to reconsider her stance on taxes, highlighting a shift driven more by political expediency than principle. The "No Tax on Tips" policy, part of a broader tax package, was meant to provide relief to service workers, but Hochul's refusal to extend it statewide turns it into a cruel joke for New York's bartenders and servers, who now face a double whammy of federal benefits and state burdens.


A Kafkaesque Backlash

The backlash from workers like Zoe Kalodimos and Rion Gallagher, who rely on tips to make ends meet, underscores the disconnect between Hochul's actions and the lived realities of those she governs, making her stance not just unpopular but downright Kafkaesque. Hochul's timing is particularly tone-deaf, as New Yorkers are already grappling with high costs of living, and her decision to maintain these taxes feels like a deliberate thumb in the eye to both the working class and President Trump's policy. The financial impact on workers, potentially losing up to $1,000 a month, is a stark reminder that in Hochul's New York, the only thing trickling down is more tax revenue, not relief.


Spite Over Sanity

This situation is a textbook example of how political spite can overshadow economic sanity, leaving New York's service industry to bear the brunt of a policy that elsewhere is seen as a lifeline. Hochul's refusal to align with the federal policy, despite its negligible revenue impact for the state, suggests a deeper agenda, possibly rooted in a desire to undermine a popular Trump initiative, rather than genuine fiscal responsibility. The irony is palpable: a governor who preaches affordability while simultaneously ensuring that the very people who need it most are financially worse off, all under the guise of state revenue needs.


The Gift That Keeps on Taking

As New Yorkers head into 2026, Hochul's tax policies might just be the gift that keeps on taking, ensuring that the state's reputation for high taxes remains intact, much to the detriment of its workforce. In a state where the cost of living is already astronomical, Hochul's decision to tax tips and overtime is less a policy choice and more a punchline in a dark comedy of errors.


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