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OCASIO [STRIKES AGAIN]

Posted in: Political Satire · AOC Criticism · Trump Defense

Author: Chance Trahan

Date: 2019-03-06 20:08:59

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So we struck right back.... (turns out our job was a lot easier than she thought)

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Spittin' image.

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I'd like to see her financials.

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Beep beep, broom broom.

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Figures.

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Uhm, what?

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Where's her documents?

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Doesn't know when to shut up.

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She really is crazy, isn't she?

So, what's this all about? Well, she took a swing at the President Donald J. Trump, so we decided to swing a lot harder than she can even fathom swinging. (Hope this stings) Her career was over before it even began. She decided to (even though this wildly incriminates herself) foolishly still go after The Donald, like all the predecessors before her. Is there really no end in sight to this madness? I struggle to believe that this is so. With our help, this nation can really be a place that we can, as citizens, as a community, as a whole collection of people from all over, be proud to call home.

Wouldn't it be nice to not have to hear about MS13 gang members as much (and not because they bought silence)? Wouldn't it be nice to have a happy family and a happy home again? A place where politics aren't such a tough topic to take on (because they're filled with people who get the job done and do it very well)? Wouldn't it be nice to have an education that truly amounts to something? Wouldn't you rather be immersed in culture rather than surrounded by brainwashed zombies? Wouldn't life be great if we could just all be?

What's to stop you? Jerks like Ocasio, whom are apparently the apprentices of Obama? Meh, no thanks. I won't be letting this troll stop me, and neither should you. Anyone whom doubts you should get out of your way. This is your life, and you are not their scapegoat, nor their toy. Stand tall, stand proud, but most of all.... STAND FOR SOMETHING!!!!
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