(arms spread dramatically) Listen up, you insignificant mortals! This playground is now under my reign and authority, and you will bow to me whether you like it or not.

What?

(even more dramatic) Worship me and I'll give you unlimited candy and no naptime. Oppose me and… well, just don't.

Uh… you're not the boss of me, stupid.

(smirking snidely) Foolish creature. Who do you think you are? Don't you know I rule this world? You will soon know your place. Watch this!

Behold my power! Bow before—

(laughing) Is that supposed to scare me?

(trying to stay cool) I swear to Gad this works. Hold on, it's this human sweat from the monkey bars.

(wide eyed) Dude, that was awesome! Do it again!

Are you trying to get me caught? Absolutely not. But, you may be my first minion.

Really? Yes!

Just don't tell anybody. And none of you speak about what you just saw here, or I'll show you no more tricks.

Stop following me so closely, people are gonna think we're gay.

Behold! You will all obey my command…

Recess is over, it's time to go inside! Come on kids! Lucifer, get down from that slide. It's very unsafe for you to be standing on it like that. You could fall.

But, falling is what I do best, Miss Grace!

(to herself) What the hell? That's something only Satan would say…

(dramatically) Attention, peasants! I rule this classroom! From now on, everyone bows to me, the supreme!

(deadpan) Dude, sit down. You're not "supreme." You're just a loser with a complex.

(notices, scolds) Lucifer, get down!

I am down. But, are you, Miss Grace?

(shocked) I'd never! Go to the Principal's office. (pauses) Right now!

(face red) This is NOT how you treat your Supreme Overlord! I demand—

(jumps up excitedly) I'll go with you!

No, Warren! You're staying.

No, I'm not!

(gasps, defeated) Both of you… go to the office!

(celebrates) Yes! It worked.

Miss Grace, I'm going too. Someone has to make sure these two idiots don't burn the school down or start a cult in the bathroom.