Act 1: Coffee Shop Conspiracy
Busy café. Mika Jasen (classic black fedora, red military jacket, single white glove) moonwalk slides into a booth across from a group of kids sipping chocolate malts.
MIKA JASEN
(smooth and high pitched) Hey, kids.
JOEY
Dude! It's Michael Jackson.
RICH
Michael Jackson's dead, bro.
MIKA JASEN
But, I'm not dead. I'm alive. See?
Mika jumps up, does the moonwalk, stops and kicks, puts his hand over his belt buckle, and then points to the sky with his other.
The kids all start laughing.
Act 2: In The Puddin
Mika looks at all the kids wincing their faces not knowing what to believe. Jane drops her malt.
MIKA JASEN
No, it's the real me, kids. You've gotta believe me. They kidnapped and cloned me and I escaped the facility!
Mika looks around nervously, lowers his voice.
MIKA JASEN
They’re throwin' dirt on my name, kids. A-hee-hee…
Act 3: So What If I Do
The kids all look at each other.
LILY
No way that's Michael Jackson.
The kids look at Mika. He's dancing with his hips and grunting his vocal quips.
MIKA JASEN
Teh, eh, unh. Hoo!
JOEY
I don't know, man. I mean, he is black.
MIKA JASEN
Yes, that's what I'm sayin' kids! They replaced me with that white version! Chi-mon' now. You've got to believe me. A-hee-hee!
Mika does the kick and flick of his wrist and tips his hat. Rich, with his hand on his chin, nods.
RICH
It's him. It's gotta be him.
JOEY
Alright, let's say we believe you. Then, what?
Mika stops dancing, looks at Joey, and is catching his breath.
MIKA JASEN
Then, we go on a mission.
The shocking organ riff from "Thriller" plays
