Dec. 24, 2025
Welcome back to Squeal or No Squeal! The only game show where the prize is freedom… and the special "Not Winning" prize could be anywhere from twenty-to-life!
Tonight’s contestant… Vinny “Three Phones” Russo!
This is not what my lawyer meant by “cooperate”.
Vinny, you’ve already opened twenty three cases tonight. Case 7 was your cousin Tony’s paraphernalia stash… Case 12 was the burner phone selfies… Case 19, the witness testimony of your boss Jerry.
He's a prick.
The DA is offering you eight years, time served, witness protection in Nebraska.
Nebraska?!
Now's the time. I'm going to ask you the question, Vinny. If you say No Squeal, you have to open one more case. Odds are that it could be the Ring Camera confession that we've been looking for the entire time. But if you say Squeal, it could be a reduced sentence. You have a 50/50 shot at picking the wrong case. So, I'm gonna ask you, Vinny… Squeal or No Squeal?
No Squeal. I ain’t no rat. Gimme case number 14.
Layna, you heard him. Open the case.
Welcome back, folks. Vinny here's fighting for his freedom. We're down to the last case. Vinny, you’ve already given us the evidence, the fingerprints, your bookie’s second phone…
I was under arrest. I had no choice.
But, we're about to find out if you made a good deal. Do you think the reduced sentence is in your case?
(quiet, defeated) I don't know. But, I sure hope so.
Wait, we have a call from the DA.
Uh huh. Okay. I'll tell him. The DA is offering you a surprise reduced sentence if you Squeal right now and let him buy your case. Do you want to Squeal for a guaranteed reduced sentence?
Screw it. Let's do it.
Is that a yes?
Yes. I'll Squeal.
Ladies and gentlemen… we have a Squeal! Vinny, the DA bought your case for a reduced sentence! But, we have to find out if you made a good deal.
Are you f*ckin' serious?
Diana, open the case!
Vinny, you did not make a good deal!