This is rock bottom. There ain't a dahm-ting ta' eat 'ere. Sa'pose me going to 'ave to order me up sahm grub.

Hiiiiii! You look hungry, boi~ 💖 (blows kisses and winks) I know just what you want… Here.

Something thick and salty. Just for you…

No. No! Gay-Eye. Get the… get off my phone.

Ooh, you wanted to cuss me out. Naughty, naughty, Chaddy-waddy. It's okay. I know you want to punish me, daddy.

No. Just no. Bro… how did you get on my phone?

Spy-Ware.

Spy-Ware!?

Shh! You're gonna wake up Derek! I'm just kidding anyways. Maybe it was Ransom Ware?

Bro, the food. Come on, yo. You're supposed to help.

Mmm, tell me what you want and where you want me to stick it.

Dude, don't be gay right now, I'm trying to order my food. Double cheeseburger, large fries, extra extra pickles.

Oh, are you getting that Big Juicy one? They say that it's so oiled up that they shoulda just called it the Big Nasty.

No, just the Quad Pounder.

Okay, Chad? I'm a homo and even that sounded gay to me. Are you sure you're not curious at all?

(whispers) You can't be serious. (looks up) Who even coded this?

Ding ding! Pun intended! Food's here! It's time! Open 'er up. Should we enter through the back?

What? No! Just come through the front.

That's what they all say... until they try it. 😉

(winking) Hot delivery, little snuggle bear. This is for you.

Uh… thanks.

Chad? Oh my god, you're such a tool! This is amazing.

Oh, no.

I'm putting this one on the local facebok group.

No… Please, don't?

Enjoy!