Warning: The stunts performed in this show are for entertainment purposes only and are filmed by untrained professionals. Don't try this at home.
Act 1: Bunn's Rocket Ride
Downtown plaza at noon. Johnny Coxville struts in signature shorts, t-shirt, cheesy grin.
JOHNNY COXVILLE
This here's the broken helicopter. This is Wackass… Full send, Bunns!
Ryan is strapped into the sidecar of a scooter that Steve-E is driving.
RYAN BUNN
Light this baby! Fire it up!
Steve-E is wearing leotard cut-offs, revs the engine, then blasts off with Ryan in tow. The scooter screams across the plaza, sparks flying. Steve-E hits the ramp, and launches him and Ryan 25 feet in the air, spinning wildly.
RYAN BUNN
Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!
They slam back down to Earth and skid out. Ryan climbs up and falls out of the sidecar.
JOHNNY COXVILLE
Now that's how you start a Wackass episode!
Act 2: The Baby Heist
Busy city block. Random people are minding their own business. Tee Man, fully dressed as a deranged chimpanzee, books it full speed down the sidewalk clutching a naked Barbie doll. Down the street, Weston Macy waddles down the sidewalk in a giant diaper, bib that says "Mommy's Little Psycho," newborn cap, and a pacifier on a string—screaming at the top of his lungs.
TEE MAN (as chimp)
Ooh ooh, ah ah! My baby now!
WESTON MACY (as giant baby)
Stop him! Stop him! He stole my baby! He stole my baby!
Yoga moms are slackjawed and covering their mouth and laughing.
YOGA MOM
Oh… is that a man-baby chasing a monkey?!
They round the corner – Construction crew eating lunch.
TEE MAN (as chimp)
Ooh ooh, ah ah! My baby!
WESTON MACY (as giant baby)
Stop him! Stop him! That's my baby! He stole my dolly! Give her back! She's mine!
CONSTRUCTION WORKER
Haha, What the?
Weston doubles over, out of breath.
WESTON MACY (as giant baby)
(gasping) Give her back! (gaspin) She's mine!
They round the corner – Group of elderly women are playing cards.
TEE MAN (as chimp)
Ooh, ah ah! My baby!
WESTON MACY (as giant baby)
Stop him! That's my baby! He stole my baby dolly! Get that monkey!
They round the corner – Influencer teens filming TikToks.
TIKTOK TEEN
This is gold! Going viral in 3…2…
Weston and Tee Man go scorching by. The teens move their hair out of their faces in disbelief,
WESTON MACY (as giant baby)
Stop him! Stop him! He stole my dolly! He stole my baby!
TIKTOK TEEN
Whoa, did you just see that?!
Weston and Tee Man keep running and disappear from the scene.
Act 3: Wings of Gold
Massive dirt ramps, two school buses parked parallel with a 40-foot gap between them. The whole crew is arguing while Cram (shirtless, wearing board shorts and a backwards hat) warms up on a dirt bike, doing donuts in the dirt.
JOHNNY COXVILLE
This is the Wingtop Flammy!
RYAN BUNN
What's the Wingtop Flammy?
Cram slides in on the dirtbike throwing dirt everywhere. Johnny and Ryan wipe their face.
CRAM
It’s a superstunt, bro! You hit the ramp, launch over the buses, then at the peak… you do a full backflip while shaking a Martini. Then you land in a massive pile of memory foam matresses… at least I hope.
RYAN BUNN
This is insane.
Steve-E laughs, and everybody else busts out laughing.
WESTON MACY
Nah, it’s a Wingtop Flammy. I get to sip the Martini. You guys made me run…
TEE MAN
Wrong. The real Wingtop Flammy includes mooning the camera mid-flip.
TEE MAN
I'm the one who invented it.
Cram just shrugs, revs the bike, and sends. He launches off the massive dirt ramp like a rocket. At the absolute peak, he tucks into a wild backflip, pulls out the shaker and shakes the Martini.
He somehow rotates, tucks the martini shaker under his arm, moons the camera, then lands perfectly on the mattresses in a cloud of dirt and sparks. The crew loses their absolute minds—running, screaming, high-fiving, and tackling him in celebration.
JOHNNY COXVILLE
He actually did it! Cram just invented the most unnecessary, ass-out stunt in Wackass history! With flare!
Zoom out on the crew piling on Cram while the dirt settles.
