The toilet is rising! Lincoln's logs are floaters. I need a plumber, quick!

(casual shrug, hands his phone over) Just use AI.

Which app?

It's the pink one.

The one named Guy?

Yeah.

Haaaay!

Bro. What the hell is this?

Gai.

Did you just say 'Gay Eye'?

Yeah, Gai. It's AI, man. Just use it.

No way, dude! I'm not using this.

Alright, fine.

My toilet water is slowly rising and I've got some floaters. Help!

Hey there, big boi. Sorry to hear about your toilet troubles. Let's tame that water and get them floaters sucked down. Have you tried a plunger?

Floaters sucked down? Gross. No, how do I use it?

Grab it. And then just mmm. Give it some big burly shoves. Really get it in there and force it down, daddy.

Bro.

Car troubles?

Yeah. Battery's toast. I need some help.

Gai's got your back, son.

Oh-no! Car woes got you down? Using the camera, I can see that you've popped the hood. Ouu, would you just look at how big that engine is, boi. Let's see what it's like when we get it up and throbbing with desire. Just hook those naughty cables you're holding up to daddy Derek's sexy red hot rod, and get ready for the fireworks! My gosh, how exciting! I'm so turned on right now. Touch thingies! Hurry up! Let's go, big boi.

Bro, no.

Don't underestimate him, he knows what he's talking about.

This is gonna be so hot watching daddy Derek give you a boost, baby boi.

Yeah, but he's gay asf.

I don't discriminate, man. I'm just trying to help.

Discriminate? Have you gone mad?

She ghosted me.

Gai, man. He's a dating guru. Trust.

Oh, look who it is. So, tell me. How'd it feel getting boosted by daddy?

That's it! I ain't doing this.

Are you sure?

Fine.

Don't hate.

I'm not. Gai, look. I got ditched last minute by some hottie. She was really into me and now she's ghosting me. What do I do?

Hmm. Have you thought about going gay?

Bro. Why do you even use this?

Hey.